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by Josh Lee on August 20, 2008

Would you please stop dropping your pencils on stage, I mean seriously? What do I gotta do, paint a sign? Every time I step on stage I roll on one of them and I could get seriously hurt man.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Shannon August 20, 2008 at 12:03 am: is this stage hollow? feels hollow…kind of like my soul without jesus.
2 Josh Lee August 20, 2008 at 12:33 am: oh…oh, that’s gonna burn when it comes out.
3 Chris Baker August 20, 2008 at 12:38 am: My contact….where did my contact go?
4 Chris Baker August 20, 2008 at 12:38 am: I think I can…. I think I can.
5 Cameron August 20, 2008 at 12:46 am: World on Fire? More like… Ring of Fire.
6 danielle August 20, 2008 at 8:38 am: evangelical bread-making demonstration
7 Justin August 20, 2008 at 10:57 am: I.. I think my hemorrhoid just burst…
8 paul carlson August 21, 2008 at 2:50 am: “Ah… Daniel-san… You must use Monkey Fist technique when kneeling with microphone, not Crouching Sloth.”
9 paul carlson August 21, 2008 at 2:59 am: {alternate caption:}

“I think I just _ignited_ something. quick! everybody stop, drop & roll!”
10 Chad Maag August 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm: Nope, sorry we’re going to have to reject your application to the Mega-church recognition society. You see this is low-grade indoor/outdoor carpet and to qualify to be a member your stage must be covered by at least 1/4″ of high quality plush or berber flooring. You could go the extra step and use exotic hardwoods, which would make the inspection process much simpler.
11 SeanPdesign September 15, 2008 at 12:01 pm: They’re looking real long and hard for the loop hole to steal logos from other churches.

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